No Offense

 No offense, but stop trying to make childhood dreams real. 

Ok, whoa hold on. 

I mean:

Guardians of Gahoole was my SHIT. 

THE BOOK SERIES, NIGGA. 

OKAY AND THEY MADE LIKE SEVEN BOOKS ONE REAL MOVIE. 

The CGI was unnecessary to say the least. 

Spare me. 

And I feel like every time I look up-- "Wait wasn't that a book...?"

SO STOP IT. 

Harry Potter was the first and last good one. I mean children's book series turned to a movie. Or movies. 

Oh wait could it be that they made 

MOVIES AND NOT ONELONGHORRIBLEONE??!?1!?1!?1!?1

Also, Cowboy Bebop isn't for children, but I'm gonna boycott the live action one all the same. 

Same with DeathNote because first) Natt Wolf and second) second. (period_)