Drag Race

 Okay so I'm new to Rupaul's Drag Race...

I know I'm woefully behind.

Okay but I'm watching the intro of the Grand Finale of Season 2 and I clocked in for the stakes of WINNING and um...

The grand prize bundle is TOO REAL for Ru to be judging the challenges as quickly as he does??!!!? He's FUCKING with my girl Raveeeeeen like c'mon. These challenges are adding up and I need my girl to secure THE win. 

Rooting for a girl is HORD work, I can't handle this. 

Also nothing can be spoiled for me because I woke up to the middle of season 3 and they SAID who won Season 2 IN. PASSING. 

As one can only expect from reality TV-- it would be self referential-- BUT STILL. I AM...not devastated because I'm no novice to TV, she spoils herself all the time. I'll jump from streaming to cable in the most Evil Caneaval way I cannot even say that I'm upset at Ru in Season 3 for mentioning Season 2. 

HOWEVER. I am mad at Season 2 Ru for not selecting MY GIRL for THE win. 

This is a weird post because I've revealed so much and though I'm the ONLY person not up up UP on Drag Race, I refuse to TYPE the name of the winner of Season 2...because I'm scared of spoiling it for people...but I...already did? 

No I didn't oh my god I am being too respectful. Fuck.