Crime Junkie

 I had to stop listening to Crime Junkie. 

I don't know if there's any Forensic-Age hoes out there but, if you're out there, then maybe you feel me. 

SO WHERE ARE THE FORENSIC EXPERTS. OUT THERE? The ones meant to be on those motherfuckin' cases????

I'm sick of the pre- Forensic- Age cases!!! I'm sick of forensics being AVAILABLE and bungled. Okay? I'm a Stabler baddie that knows how to crack a case-- skulls included. 

WHAT THE FUCK. 

Also it's making me callous about death...the podcast is...because it's so bad. You have to A) accept that it won't be solved B) that they need you to become a cop or C) marvel at how professionals Fucked up. 

SO i was using humor to get through and THAT...sucks. hahahaha 

SO NO MORE. 

SOLVE A CASE. 

IN AN EPSIODE. 

GIMME A FAMOUS ONE. 

AGAIN!

LOOOONG GONE ARE THE DAYS OF LORENA BOBBIT! 

I WANT 

1. COCKS RECOVERED 

2. SKULLS BASHED 

3. TEETH GNASHED

4. AL PACINO "I'M TOO OLD, I'M TOO FUCKIN' BLIND" MIC DROPS 

AND 

4. closure.

I need a new crime fix.