Different Kinds of Ass Worship

 Where is the woman candle with the Y2K flat ass? The little bubble butt that was MEANT for the low rise jean. WHERE is the candle, and WHERE is that bare ass? Listening to a podcast on anilingus...hold on...and "we're" talking about being in the age of ass (HEY, KIM K!)

FINE. 

But I am now so so so curious about where the ass brothers from the Oughts are at because boys, what was that ass doing for you then? In the age of tan lines, titties and flat asses, what were those bubble butts doing for you? What was model leg, thigh gap ass serving? Hash browns well down? An egg over easy? We're poached, we're hard boiled we're even cellulite scrambled these days. But honey, in the days before Tigger Ass...what was she serving? ;) ;)) ;)))

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Alright ladies ;)