My bed, My Lair

 I've stopped making my bed. 

I witnessed a Helen Molesworth graduation address in which she urged the graduating class and all attendees to make their bed everyday. Something about improving productivity. 

But the thing is, I produce in my bed-- these days anyway. 

In these COVID times my bed has been my greatest companion. 

The lyric, "I only love my bed and my mama, I'm sorry" comes to mind. It rings so so true. 

I wish I were doing more reading, but to be honest I've just been watching. Some listening too. 

I urge everyone to listen to ASAP Science's podcast Sidenote for some fun, educational content. Today they told me (yes me, they are very personable personalities, so I feel like I'm with them when they record) about gossip and how it is essential to survival. 

Which makes me wonder: how are gossip mags faring these days? Are stars leaving their homes? And is what they do on the exterior that noteworthy? Has TMZ been reduced to the instagram filter? I dunno. I don't particularly care, but I am still curious all the same. 

Things I've noticed from my bed: 

1. Kylie Jenner is posting less Stormi content which infuriates me.

2. Mank (are movies italicized? they will be here) could have used an intermission

3. The Flight Attendant (I'm just going to italicize tv shows too, why not?) feels like a Gossip Girl who done it, which I enjoy. 

4. Watching Mank  made we wish I could smoke inside...again.

5. A lot of times I wish I could smoke inside. 

When things return to normal-- post "vaccine in arms" phase-- I would like to take any and all meetings in my bed. I hope that's okay with everyone. I'm just used to it now, and given my astrological sign, I think it's a given that I should seek out comfort at all costs. The bull in me has no rage left, she only has relaxation to look forward to. Relaxation Nation, if you will. 

"Taurus, Taurus, Taurus," is how ALI TAROT (Youtube) greets me every time I tune in. They always have a bone to pick with me, which is why I tune in. I like some criticism, but sometimes I laugh because I feel like my sign just cannot win with this youtuber. I've spoken to an Aquarius friend about it (lovely Gwen) and it seems that every sign may have a similar experience as mine. Tarot is great fun. 

I put press on nails on the other day, which makes me want to speak with my hands and gossip (quick call back). But...I find I don't have much to say. The only "hot goss" I have is that my sign has a lot of work to do according to tarot and I have press on nails on. Also I don't make my bed anymore. 

Any questions? 
I'll take them now, from my bed (naturally).