I HAve 2 Juuls CHarging

 I just wanna know where this law school idea came from. 

I was seven years old when I wrote this address. I was in a Jerry's diner, accompanied by my Bubbe and her friend. 

My Bubbe says I have a rich inner world. I would have to agree. It takes a dreamer to know a dreamer. 

I'm proud to be like my Bub. However I'm still confused by this address. 

Was I prompted? Was Bubbe's friend talking about law school? 

Or did I just think to write a speech because I grew up in LA, watching the Oscars, the Grammy's, and-- I'm sure-- a myriad of other award shows? Maybe I was conditioned to prepare a speech because I had witnessed enough flustered starlets confess they wished they had prepared a speech. 

Maybe, when I was 7, I vowed to never be unprepared in such a way. And so...I drafted this? 

I don't know. I can't explain this inner world of mine, I can only show you the evidence. These pictures are evidence. 

I been in the lab, with a pen and a pad. The lab changes, as do my utensils. 

By the way, I was certainly eating mac n cheese when I wrote this. Maybe the Velveeta inspired me. 

Who's to say. 

Any questions?